To Ease Energy Concerns, President Bush Calls For Offshore Oil Drilling And The Degreasing Of Sha Na Na
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 11:22AM 
(Washington D.C.) With oil prices approaching $150 a barrel and gasoline near $5 a gallon, President Bush has decided to act. Today he is calling for Congress to lift the ban on offshore oil drilling and for the band Sha Na Na to degrease their hair.
“With ordinary Americans hurting and my oil buddies already having houses at the beach and Aspen, it is time to bring these oil prices down,” said Bush. “And we can do that by finding new sources for oil, such as off our coasts and off Bowzer’s head.”
The President also called on every 50’s tribute band, touring companies of the musical Grease and Little Richard to the surrender all the grease/oil used for their hair.
“Come on guys, you don’t need that stuff,” added Bush. “Look at me, I go O’Naturale and I look great.”
Bowzer, the former frontman for Sha Na Na, admitted that President Bush does indeed look great. “And even though I won't be as cool, I welcome the chance to serve my country by donating the grease from my hair…But as long as we’re taking the grease from guys like me, how about we take the grease off the faces of American teenagers? That should be worth something.”
“I’ll tell what it’s worth Mr. Bowzer. It’s worth a Cabinet post. Congratulations, you’re going to be Secretary of Oil Retrieval,” said the President. “But only if you sing Blue Moon at the swearing in ceremony.”
Reader Comments (2)
Wow, I didn't even know those guys were still alive. This should definitely solve the energy crisis.
well damn---I REMEMBER the Sha-na-na doing their version of "Blue Moon"----nice memory too-----thanks for sparking it.