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    Oct072008

    Mayor In Russia Says He Can See Sarah Palin Showering From His House

    (Provideniya, Russia) Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential nominee, has said that she can see Russia from her house. Across the Bering Strait in Provideniya Bay sits the town of Provideniya, Russia and its mayor Dimitri Andropov. He says that he can see Palin showering from HIS house. “And it is very nice.”

    Mayor Andropov added that his small town, like America, is transfixed with the buxom Governor. “We have a shower watchman on duty 24/7. And when the delightful Palin turns on the water and lets down her hair, the alarm sounds, telling everyone to rush to my house for a show. The kids love it.”

    Leonid Andropov, the Mayor’s brother, said that the ability to see Palin shower has given him and the other men a newfound respect for her. “She’s a very thorough cleaner, which is tough when one is dealing with moose guts, wolf blood and oil…And she doesn’t have a mustache, which is just a big plus for us.”

    In a spontaneous Q&A at a Phoenix donut shop, Sarah Palin said that she’s okay with the Russians watching her shower. “I’m flattered. And hopefully my cleanliness can inspire them to go after freedom, liberty and democracy...so that they can create jobs, get more freedom and liberty to help the economic job search, then hunt down the terror loving terrorists and change their nation of human people for the better.”

    “All I heard from that speech was change, and change to us is bad,” said Mayor Andropov. “Change means John McCain will win the election and take our water princess to shower in Washington D.C…We don’t want that to happen…Everything else Governor Palin said was over our small town heads. But that’s okay, because we like to watch Sarah the same way she likes to watch Saturday Night Live, with the sound turned down.”

    In other news, Bill Clinton announced his candidacy for Mayor of Provideniya.

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    Reader Comments (68)

    The headline alone made me roar. This one is a gem! Worthy of an SNL skit (with the sound turned up.)

    October 1, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSkip DeKades

    I think the funniest line was ''The kids love it.'' Hilarious post.

    October 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

    OMG BILL CLINTON!! WOO HOO.

    October 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBrooks

    this is so bullshit.

    October 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterdock98

    > this is so bullshit.

    You ARE kidding, right? (Some people are sooooo stupid)

    October 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThe Brain

    Wow. We must have one of Sarah's kids, like, um, Salamander or Hockeystick with us, so: Golly gosh, it is like a joke, you know. I mean takin' the Hockey Moms Of America into consideration, like, they shoulda, um. explained it was, like, a joke in the beginnin', you know.

    October 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterthe anti-palin

    >> this is so bullshit.

    There's only one thing to say about this comment, Chris.

    Croc Food.

    http://authoringauctioneer.com/feeding-the-croc/

    October 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commentersensei

    The only part of this that is remotely funny is the Bill Clinton part, and then only remotely because it is too easy.

    Fail.

    October 4, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTroy

    That pic is totally phootshoped, i would konw ive seen a few impressive PSs in my day; the pixels around the shadows are all wrong.

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPhil E. Drifter

    Hilarious. Some of the comments (and the people who made them) indicate see3ms to indicate a naiverty that borders on retardation.

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertommy

    Who's Sarah Palin?

    (just kidding) Mabye I should move up there...

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBig Pole

    Phil, Troy and dock98... Please get off my planet. You are using up valuable resources that would be better allotted to zoo animals or livestock.

    Thanks.

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterGoat

    Umm, it's not photoshopped. Who's to say that the mayor (or even someone who just looks like him) can't look through one of those pay a quarter telescope things once in a while?

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTom

    >>Umm, it's not photoshopped. Who's to say that the mayor (or even someone who just looks like him) can't look through one of those pay a quarter telescope things once in a while?

    Fail.

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRicky

    Good stuff!

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJeff Tompkins

    haha, wow, some people are dumb. but i found this to be thoroughly funny!!!

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermutationofthecadaver

    Mayor Andropov was heard to say we hope to get showers in glorious Russia some day then maybe his wife would shave her mustache.

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterThat's what she said.

    This is seriously funny and has restored significantly my appreciation of American satire/humour (the spelling should give some hint of my nationality)


    ...and BTW female mustaches are not limited to Russia and can me made to look quiet sexy with appropriate waxing and pigtailing

    October 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertonypony

    Hahahahaha .... HILARIOUS !!

    October 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterDontcha Know Joe

    "This is seriously funny and has restored significantly my appreciation of American satire/humour (the spelling should give some hint of my nationality)"

    judging by "can me made" and "quiet sexy" i can only assume your nationality is stupid, and can only hope you live somewhere where they don't speak english or have schools.

    October 6, 2008 | Unregistered Commentervotershatefreedom

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